Peter Garrett Hands

Mum & Dad say I have gorgeous long elegant fingers and hands.

When I wake up distressed (i.e. hungry – the world is ending and there is NO FOOD!), I like to wave my hands in the air like Peter Garrett does when he dances. On seeing this Mum likes to laugh and sing me midnight oil songs, ’cause she knows that food is but minutes away.

Who is this Peter guy and where does she get these songs?
…and how come after all these years mum hasn’t learnt to sing better?
Come on mum this is the naughties not the eighties…get with the times!