Lachlan Wallace takes over Google for a day

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Lachlan Wallace takes over Google for a day

Sydney, NSW – March 2nd 2009.

In a launch of unprecedented magnitude, Lachlan Wallace took over the entire Google home page on March 2nd, 2009.

When asked how he felt about the day, an excited Wallace said “Coo Cough Wah! Wah!”. Interpreting the excitement, his son said “We wanted to go beyond your standard web site launch within hours of birth, but were shocked and pleased at the level of interest and support we’ve received.”.

In a statement, a Google spokesperson said “As always, our aim is to help people find important information as quickly and easily as possible.” When asked if this was a new commercial offering from a company traditionally very protective of their home page, the spokesperson responded “Some things are bigger than money. Sometimes, it is wrong to do nothing. We don’t do evil.”

Related trivia: Lachlan Wallace was born exactly 105 years after Theodor Seuss Geisel.