Wanted: New Groundhog

Chuck from Staten Island, Phil from Punxsutawney, PA and their mates saw their shadows this morning and forecast that there will be another six weeks of winter. Rumour has that NY Mayor de Blasio dropped Staten Island Chuck – I would have been tempted too with that forecast! So have decided we should try things a little differently next year….

WANTED: one groundhog. Must be able to reliably predict “early spring” and have a strong enough pull with Mother Nature to make it happen! Will reward handsomely with unlimited green grass, leaves, acorns & nuts.